In Mercenaries on MySpace, you can play as a mercenary competing in the real, modern-day world. This is a game with our new layout on MySpace! It focuses on the lives of mercenaries – using information about current, modern-day mercenaries as well! Deal in weapons, or simply follow through with hits – this game lets you play as a true mercenary!

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In Urban Corruption on MySpace, your criminal expertise has come under the eyes of some very well known and infamous characters. It is time to bring your knowledge and your skills to the fore front in the dark underbelly of Urban Corruption. This is an awesome new version of our current games. It is more integrated and has many new features, as well as a different and unique layout. It is very player friendly!

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Go to the FairGamers Metroplex Headquarters. Look at the job postings on the job board located just outside the men’s bathroom down the long hall. Go to the end of that hallway to the Human Resources Division and ask for Beulah. Tell her who you are and that you would like an application for the janitorial job you just saw outside the men’s room job board. It might be a good idea to bring your own plunger and mop to effectively demonstrate your ability to be able to clean the toilets and floors of said men’s room. Be sure to go into the interview with a positive can-do attitude and scrub the toilets with such enthusiasm they would be foolish to not give you an opportunity.

Do not be discouraged. If you don’t first succeed Martin, try and try again. Find the next toilet. Just because you don’t get the job the first time, come into it with the attitude you will make them have to say yes to your efforts. I suggest not stopping with just one toilet, but spend hours impressing. Scrub em all on that floor. Then go to each floor and do em all. First floor all the way up to the 15th. Leave the top penthouse floor alone. That would be Cain and Widows quarters where a private staff is employed. You have to work your way up thru the ranks for that job. Entry level for you at first. But scrub your off. If you allow anyone to tell you that you can’t, you will fail miserably.

After you have cleaned all toilets, I suggest maybe some window washing if time allows. Then, just before leaving, go back to the 5th floor to the end of the hall and ask for Beulah again. Take her a vase of fresh flowers this time. Place them directly on the corner of her desk and tell her you haven’t given up. It is your dream. It is your lifelong passion to be employed with the organization that has taken over the web and at this point in your life a janitorial job within the organization would be stellar. Explain your mother would be proud and if necessary, shed a tear. Show some passion and emotion. Beulah would need to see the determination, perseverance, and dedication shown to you being the chosen one for the next janitor job opening.

You can do it Martin. Think of the little choo-choo story you heard as a kid. “I think I can, I think I can…..”

This satire brought to you by Lefty Loose Lips

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Be a true outlaw of the road in Outlaw Bikers! Outlaw Bikers is a game for the top hog of the road – manage your prospects, fight other bikers, build up your reputation, and hold onto the pavement as long as you can in Outlaw Bikers, an RPG Application on MySpace. Are you a true one percenter? Join your fellow outlaws at Outlaw Bikers to make the best biker gang on the road!

Outlaw Bikers RPG Game on MySpace

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