ExMafia Mobster RPG – A Glance at the News Paper

June 19, 2009 by  
Filed under A Look Inside

News to read while you sleep with the fishes…

updated – 6/18/09 to change the poll votes


” My buddies wanted to be firemen, farmers or policemen, something like that. Not me, I just wanted to steal people’s money! “ ~ John Dillinger




Are you ready to rumble????

June 21st, 2009, at 12:00 noon Pacific time.

Only a few days left!! It’s a last man standing free-for-all with a $500 prize at stake!! Remember, after the rumble, the game is reset for another round. For more info – click on the “prizes” link on your navigation bar, or ask a staff member!

New to the rumble? This edition of the paper will have a explanation toward the end, so keep reading!



Would you like a chance to get ahead in the next round? FairGamers.com is looking for players to write game reviews for their new blog. Submissions need to be a minimum of 300 words and reader-friendly. Players who’s reviews are chosen will be awarded 2,500 points!!

For more information, visit the forum at http://mmrpg.net/general-discussion/5184-review-your-favorite-game-points.html


Hi! I’m Lady J, your news editor.

Can you believe it’s time for another rumble?? It seems like this round flew by! For those of you who are new to the rumble, I’ve tried to help explain it later on in the paper.

I’ve still not gotten any “Letter to the Editor” submissions. I really thought you all would jump at the chance to let us know what you think!

There have been some changes to the game, so read on for more about those.

Also in this edition, you’ll find an interview with Bella Nevermore. If there is a mobster you would like me to interview, just drop me a line at ExMafiaNews@gmail.com!

Good Luck!!!
~Lady J


ExMafia News Poll!!!

Well the results from the last poll were loud and clear. When mobsters hit the street, they want to walk softly and carry a BIG gun. Uzis and SIGs won with 83% of the vote. Explosives came in second with 17%.

What new items would you like to see in the next round??

*Something that refills dexterity at the Truck Stop* – 50% (1 vote)

*A way to make the classes shorter.*

*New weapons and more armor* 50% (1 vote)


*Daily points instead of voting for them*

Send your answers to Lady J and watch the paper for the results as they come in!!


A mafia guy came home from work in a pretty good mood.
“How was work, Honey?” His wife asked.
“I got good news, and I got bad news,” he told her.
“Well,” pondered his wife, “I’ll guess I’ll take the good news first.”

“Okay, get this,” he boasted. “The boss gave me an important new job, and he’s paying me FIFTY GRAND! I start tomorrow.”
“That’s fantastic, honey! Did you tell your best friend, Vinnie, yet?” She excitedly gushed.

“I said there was bad news, too, baby,” he frowned. “Vinnie’s dead.”
“Oh my God, no! Vinnie was the best!” She cried. “He gave the kids a nice present every Christmas! When did he pass away?”

The Mafioso looked down and shook his head. “Tomorrow.”


Exmafia Classifieds

Got something to sell? Need something to buy? Want to wish someone a happy birthday or just have something to say? Place an ad in the paper!!
Each ad costs 20 points, must be game-related, and will run for 1 week.
Just send Lady J a message and see your ad here!!

ExMafia News needs YOU!!

ExMafia News is looking for eye-witness accounts of what goes on during Sunday’s rumble. Players who’s stories are printed in the next edition of the paper will receive 75 points. Deadline is Monday, June 22nd, at 1pm game time. Email your stories to ExMafiaNews@gmail.com

chaotic boom [20848] is looking for members to join his family. Apply if you are interested!


Hey donators! Enjoy pranking other players with your henchman? Now you can actually choose your victim! Convince someone their house was robbed! Trick them into thinking they won the lottery! Even tell them that they shot themselves! (If you aren’t a donator and would like to become one, click on the “Looking for additional game benefits” link)

To Bella Nevermore, Lefty Loose Lips, and Purple_Kush – Good luck this round guys!!! – from Pokemaster Maui


And the winner of the biggest douchebag contest is…………….Gods Warrior with a total of 217 sporks!!! Thanks to everyone who voted!! – ImsorryIkilledYou

Just a friendly reminder from ExMafiaNews. The only safe way to buy points is through the points market. The only safe way to buy guns, potions, or explosives is through the item market. Buying points or items directly from another player may result in you getting the shaft. If this happens, ExMafia staff will NOT intervene. This IS a mob game after all….



~5 questions with ~
Bella Nevermore
It’s a hot, humid June afternoon as I find myself sitting on the tailgate of my truck. I’m waiting on….someone. I’m not sure who. Through a friend…of a friend….of a friend….who knows someone…I was able to arrange an interview with Bella Nevermore, the don of the infamous BloodHound family. I start to get a little nervous as a black car pulls up. A flashlight is all I can see once the car stops and a male voice asks – “Are you from the newspaper?” The last thing I remember is saying yes….

I wake up in a small room…it appears to be the cabin of a yacht. An armed guard escorts me to the deck, where I sit at a table under the shade of an umbrella. Looking out over the sparkling blue water of wherever I am, I almost don’t hear Bella approaching. Despite the heat, she looks cool and calm in a white sundress and flip flops. She hands me a glass and apologizes for the means by which I was brought to the yacht. She has a breeziness about her and I find myself relaxing, surprisingly at ease. If it wasn’t for the men on deck with Uzis, it’s almost as if two old friends have met for lunch and drinks…

ExMafiaNews: Thank you for making time to talk to me.

Bella Nevermore: No problem…

EMN: So how long have you been involved in the….in organized crime?

BN: Almost 10 months now.

EMN: How did you get your start?

BN: Alex Wolf went to the same school as me and she started it, then referred me. We met the pres and vp of gang 215 – this included meeting gangsters like Maui Wowies, a real cool player and friend of mine. um… so then we all played in that gang for 2 rounds, then Maui and I started another gang that dominated…and then I met Lefty and we started BH… so yeah… the bloodhounds were formed and the rest is history written by blood on the walls.

EMN: There’s no denying that the BloodHounds have been the dominate family for the past couple of rounds. Do you have any advice on how to run a successful family?

BN: Rule with a gun and iron fist!!! Just kidding…just kidding… um… it’s pretty easy really. Just meet all the cool people, become friends, start a gang with the most ruthless player in the game. Have 3 simple rules, and try to help with whatever the awesome members need. Don’t accept everyone because then there will be no one to hit in rival gangs. Rejecting people sucks but it’s part of the game.

EMN: You talk about being a ruthless player…what do you think the key to getting ahead in the mob game is?

BN: Get your stats up quick and don’t tick mobsters with high stats off. You’ll regret it the whole round while you sit in the hospital.

EMN: Word on the street is that you’re retiring so I have to ask, what does the future hold for Bella Nevermore?

A change comes over her face and Bella sighs. She thinks for a minute before she answers.

BN: I’m gonna miss the game but I’m gonna finish college soon, keep in touch with all my friends here on my myspace, and spend time with someone really amazing. (a sweet smile crosses her face as she says this) But you might see me visit occasionally.


Need to get something off your chest other than your body armor? ExMafiaNews is proud to announce that you may now submit “A Letter to the Editor”. Send your letters to Lady J at ExMafiaNews@gmail.com.
Of course…seeing as how we are all shady characters…there are rules….
1 – NO personal attacks allowed.
2 – Just because you submit a letter does not mean that it will be printed.
3 – NO personal attacks allowed.
4 – All letters submitted become property of ExMafiaNews. I reserve the right to correct spelling, correct grammar, and delete profanity as I see fit.
5 – NO personal attacks allowed.



The Law Offices of Dewey, Screwem, and Howe is proud to announce that they are now offering legal services to ExMafia!! Just come by our office (located beside the Whore House for your convenience) and for a small fee, you can hire one of our top notch lawyers for the day. If you find yourself in jail, you can call your lawyer, and we will work with the police to either reduce your sentence, or even drop the charges all together. Come see us today!!

Disclaimer – Not all results are guaranteed to be in your favor


Want to know more about what’s going on with the games and meet new players? Be sure to visit the forums! Click on “forums” on the navigation bar, or go to http://mmrpg.net


New to the ExMafia family?
Got a question?
Be sure to check out the FAQ list at the end of the paper.
Visit the forums
Feel free to ask one the staff:
accident [15871]
Lady J[15920]



So what happens during the rumble??

At 12:00 noon, PST, the website will go down for a short period of time while Admin sets the game up for the rumble.

When the site comes back up, things will look a little different. There will be fewer options on the left side of the screen. The hospital is gone, and is replaced by the morgue.

To attack someone, use the “online now” or the “total” functions at the bottom of your screen. Only players level 10 and above who have been active in the last 30 days are allowed to participate in the rumble, so you will notice the numbers will get smaller and smaller because once you are killed, you are off the total player list.

Once you have been killed, an event will show up on your list to tell you who killed you. You can also check the morgue to see who killed you, and who is killing everyone else. Be sure to refresh the screen to keep up with the action.

That’s pretty much all there is to it! If you have any further questions, feel free to ask a staff member! GOOD LUCK!!


Don’t forget! Your submission can earn you 25 points! Send cartoons, jokes, or whatever to ExMafiaNews@gmail.com!



ExMafia Game FAQs

1) How do I get money here?

A) There are several ways to get money on this game, the easiest is to vote for ExMafia via the button located below the banner to
the right of the donate button.
You get 10k just for voting (top button on the vote page)

You can also earn money by doing crimes and selling items in the item market or auction, selling points or walking the streets.

You will also earn money by getting a job.
Jobs pay daily at 5 pm. game time. You will find a list of positions that you can apply for via the link “Your Job” located on the main menu.

Your qualifications for certain jobs will be dependent on your stats in most cases, as you gain stats, you can always try to get promoted or quit and try to get a better job.

If you are a donator, your money will be deposited into your bank account and you do away with the risk of being mugged for it. (another great reason to become a donator)

Last but not least is the truck stop, a great way for easy cash, (see Q&A #7 for info on how to do truckstop)


2) How do I get points?

A) There are many ways to get points, The easiest way is to vote for ExMafia, via the link located below the banner and to the right of the Donate to ExMafia button. You can vote once a day, each day and receive up to 80 points for voting.

You can buy points via the Donate for ExMafia link. You can buy points from the points market.

You can find points by going for a walk, keep in mind you can also lose points that way and end up in jail or hospital while walking.

You can refer someone to the game, using your referall link located towards the bottom of the city page and every player who uses this link to signup, and then reaches level 4, earns you 300 points.


3) What is a referal link

A) Your referal link is a link that has your unique ID telling the game that you refered a certain person here to play, thus ensuring that you receive proper credit for your referral.

Just copy and paste into your mailings or postings for people to use when they join.


4) Does it matter what type of house I have?

Why do I need a house?

A) Your housing is important as it helps with your training at the gym, (by increasing your willl) the better your home the higer numbers you get during your workout.

Levels also come into play here as the higher your level the more energy you have to spend at the gym.


5) How do I buy a house?

A) Go to your city, in the top mid column, 2nd from the top is the estate agent, there is a list of possible homes available for you to

Chose one you can afford or would like to buy and get yourself some realestate.


6) How do I get my stats up?

A) To get your stats up you can train at the gym, for a proper work out, you need full will and full energy.

You can get full will 3 ways, 1) wait for it to fill naturally. 2) pay 10 points for a will refill 2) go to the whorehouse in the city and pay for one of the ladies or gentlemen for
services and they also help refill your will, depending on your level and which one you chose, they will refill your will from 10 to about 50% for the money.

It is important that you know that you must refill your will before your energy, since doing it the other way around will wipe out your energy in the process.
Remember the 2 things that affect how effective your training is (besides having full will and energy when you train) are your level and your housing.

You can also increase your stats by going to schools, you wil find a list of classes you can take through the link makred local schools on your main menu.


7) What is Truck Stop and what do i do there?

A) Truck Stop is a really easy way to earn money doing some simple jobs without worrying about jail time.

You will need to purchase from the
truckstop areas the concealed handgun, the docking yard day pass and the ammo for the weapon, you can get up to 1k of ammo and it costs $500 per 100 ammo.

You will beging working levels 1-4 doing the beer truck job and move up to the food truck heist for levels 5-9 and so on.

When you have 25 pallets of beer, food, etc. you can go to the downtown fence and trade your goods for cash.


8) I was here last week and everything was fine, now I see I have been kicked from my gang and all my stuff is gone, what happened?

A) The rumble happened and after it ended, the game was reset and everyone started back at evel 1.

The only thing anyone got to keep was donator days. Now we all begin new until the next rumble.


9) I keep getting attacked on line, can they do that? (Can I report them?)

A) On line attacking is rude, but not illegal,

If one particular person is attacking you for no reason, it doesn’t hurt to ask them to wait till you are off line. They may not listen but it doesn’t hurt.

If you have attacked someone and they are retaliating while you are on line, this is part of the game, sit back and read the newspaper while you wait out your hospital time.

Before you get into the habit of on line attacking Remember that the butt you try to kick today may be the butt you have to kiss tomorrow.


Please message me if you have a question that you don’t see an answer to here. If it is unique to you, I will try to answer it or find an answer for you.

If it is a question that is more general that I have missed, I will add it to this list.

Most importantly, remember to have fun, this is a game, enjoy yourself.
(thank you for this MamaD)


One Response to “ExMafia Mobster RPG – A Glance at the News Paper”
  1. Julie says:

    I love this newspapaer! Whoever did deserves 10,000 points….oh wait. 😉

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